http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7935311.stm
But actually I'm blogging about this cos I'm pretty damn confused.
1. If Tracey is upset that her boyfriend never "gives her smoochy kisses anymore" then surely the last thing she wants to do is bite off his tongue - she's just ruled out the prospect of any hot french kissing for quite a while, for one thing. Yum yum.
2. If your girlfriend was in the middle of biting your tongue off, then surely the situation requires for something a bit more drastic then tapping her on the head?
3. He describes the sound that she makes after having bitten off part of his tongue as a sound of satisfaction, comparable to the sound you make "if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days ". Now. Really? Are you sure it wasn't slightly different to that? From what I've read they were pretty hammered, and she had just gone and done something which most would consider quite weird (although I know its a pretty much a normal Saturday night for the other blonde). Maybe it's just the tea-drinking obsessive in me that wants to hope that she might have sounded a bit more crazed then someone who hadn't had a cup of tea for a few days, and yet now when I write this it seems to become more and more plausible to me that the same amount of hysteria might be present in both cases. And who am I to judge, I haven't been without tea for more than a day before.
4. When she was arrested, Tracey apparently said "You're joking" to the policeman. Now come on Trace. Anyone who's ever seen Street Wars knows that policemen never joke. And if they do its obvious, because they're usually bloody annoying and not very funny at all. It's a power-trip thing.
From the one with straight hair
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