Sausage-Pony

BBC News Reports: "A pony with short legs and a long body has caused numerous people to call the emergency services in the mistaken belief she is stuck in the mud...An animal rescue expert said Mayflower seemed to be a cross between a Shetland and a New Forest pony, making her look like a "sausage-dog horse".
Her owner is now considering erecting signs advising passers-by."

Brilliant.

Feminism and Trogs.

I hate feminists. They are all man hating, ugly lesbians with hairy armpits. Only joking. I wanted to write this post because I have been riled by these sorts of comments far too many times now. In fact just two days ago a group of my sisters friends revealed their ignorance in a dispute over feminism. It all started with one of them saying 'stupid lesbian feminists'. Obviously we couldn't let that go, so we asked why do you associate lesbianism with feminism? All feminists aren't lesbians. Some are, just as some women who aren't feminists are lesbians.

One of my sisters stupid, unenlightened trog friends then said: 'I hate feminists'. Why? Apparently they go too far. Vague much? I appreciate some feminists are extreme, but feminism involves various different movements and theories. It gets worse. After one of the trogs actually asked 'what are feminists?', another trog replied 'they are basically women who fight for women's rights, equality bla bla bla, a load of crap'. Shocking. Does she really believe that fighting for equality is a load of crap? Seems strange that a woman (or trog) would say it's crap that many women believe that men and women should have equal sexual, political, social and economic rights. You get my point.

I don't claim to be the world authority on feminism but I can't understand why anyone would criticise or attempt to belittle women who have won us the right to vote, the right to work in any profession, the right to defend themselves from discrimination and the right to own property amongst other things. So stop it trogs, it's just plain embarrassing.

From the one with curly hair...

Funny pug - hopefully the first of many

Woman bites off boyfriend's tongue in broody frustration

This isn't a fantasy of mine thought up after months of waiting to be impregnated with a little bubba - this actually happened, and in an attempt to pretend that this blog has something to do with serious things, I've decided to blog about this piece of news:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7935311.stm

But actually I'm blogging about this cos I'm pretty damn confused. 

1. If Tracey is upset that her boyfriend never "gives her smoochy kisses anymore" then surely the last thing she wants to do is bite off his tongue - she's just ruled out the prospect of any hot french kissing for quite a while, for one thing. Yum yum.

2. If your girlfriend was in the middle of biting your tongue off, then surely the situation requires for something a bit more drastic then tapping her on the head? 

3. He describes the sound that she makes after having bitten off part of his tongue as a sound of satisfaction, comparable to the sound you make "if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days ". Now. Really? Are you sure it wasn't slightly different to that? From what I've read they were pretty hammered, and she had just gone and done something which most would consider quite weird (although I know its a pretty much a normal Saturday night for the other blonde). Maybe it's just the tea-drinking obsessive in me that wants to hope that she might have sounded a bit more crazed then someone who hadn't had a cup of tea for a few days, and yet now when I write this it seems to become more and more plausible to me that the same amount of hysteria might be present in both cases. And who am I to judge, I haven't been without tea for more than a day before.

4. When she was arrested, Tracey apparently said "You're joking" to the policeman. Now come on Trace. Anyone who's ever seen Street Wars knows that policemen never joke. And if they do its obvious, because they're usually bloody annoying and not very funny at all. It's a power-trip thing.

From the one with straight hair

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